Faceblock

Facebook
	; POLAND!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
General information
Reality	Facebook
Type	Social media platform
Country	USA
Language	English
Official website	https://facebook.com/
Relations and opinions
Friends	Reichtangle ; Mother ; my Niece ; Sibling ; Other sibling; Adopted sibling ; YouTubebrick
Enemies	I’m gonna kick yuor ass you asshole! ANSCHLUSS!!!!; Chinaball; MOTHERFREAKER; REMOVE MILITARY GOVERNMENT!!!; STOP INVADING UKRAINE PLOX!
Likes	Kicking Poland’s ass, surveillance
Dislikes	Not kicking Poland’s ass, getting banned by Russiaball
Historical information
Date founded	February 4, 2004
Date ended	No
Is of importants
Can into space?	No, thanks to SpaceXball
Bork	Facebook Facebook
Food	Everything his users post
Status
	Trying to craft the Metaverse
Notes
	none

Facebook is an American online social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platformsball. Founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg with fellow Harvard College students and roommates Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes, its name comes from the face book directories often given to American university students.

Also, not to be confused with the ban of Polandball in 2017.

He is evidently based off of Reichtangle, and has many of the same menacing characteristics towards Polandball.

How to draw[edit | edit source]

Draw Faceblock is simple:

Color a Block of this blue
Draw a big "f" white
Draw the eyes and you've finished.

Relationships[edit | edit source]

Family[edit | edit source]

Metaball - Mother!
Messengerball - Hey son, how you doing?
WhatsAppball - My adopted son.
Instagramcube - My Sister.
Threadsball - my Niece.

Friends[edit | edit source]

YouTubebrick - Hi friend.
Philippinesball - We don't call them the "selfie capital" for nothing. ~~Stop being butthurt on some pages pls~~
USAball - Ok good, Muricans are freedom ppl so they get not banned unless they are supporting Palestine, then they can be arrested. Also where Faceblock headquarters is of located ~~In 2020, the White House is mine!~~
Israelcube - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Faceblock! Also my founder is Jewish
Saudi Arabiaball - Too many Saudis on Faceblock.
Mexicoball - Good, good, keep shitposting on your cancerous groups ~~someday we will both take on the internet TOGETHER~~
~~Indiaball - First successfully colonized country :)~~

Frenemies[edit | edit source]

Hong Kongball - Because of this guy ~~2047 the best year for that firewall whatever thing swallow mi~~
Indonesiaball (Except for Kediriball) - Jokowi Widodo have Meet Mark Zuckerberg look One of yuor city is beat by Twitter!!, but his people users are me and instagram btw.

Enemies[edit | edit source]

Polandball - BANSCHLUSS! GET BACK HERE! I’M NOT THROUH WITH YOU YET! AND YOU ARE A CENSORSHIP OF FACEBLOCK! GIB CLAY NOW! 😡 ~~You cannot into space~~ 😡
EUball - YOU PIECE OF SHYT! WHY’D YOU BAN MEMES!? I BAN, NOT YOU! ALSO PLEASE LET MY NIECE IN EUROPE NOW
Basma Channelball - LEAVE MY NEPHEW ALONE!!!
CSAball - Stupid piece of racist shit! Your very offings stupid Racist Pig! #equality #Fuckcsa #nomoreracism
Nazi Germanyball - Remove anti semitism u nazi pig! Swastika shall be removed! I don't care if swastika is religious! #naziisharmfull #stopracism #swastikaisterrible
Chinaball - Becaussings of yuor Great Firewall, Faceblock cannot into China! yeah! Xixixixixixi
Iranball - You of very stupid! Don't bomb Israel! Israel is best country and you know it! #StopAntisemiticIran.
Palestineball - Stop being anti Israel, you are hating poor people who are doing nothing wrong, I will always remove your posts :<
Syriaball - You and your memes are so offensive xddddd I dislike it they of offend me!
Myanmarball - HOW DARE YOU BAN ME BECAUSE OF BLACKOUT?!?!
Russiaball - WHY DID YUO BAN ME AND MY SIS AND CALLED US "EXTREMISTS?!
TikTokball - CRINGEE!!!

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Polandball Trys to Hack into Faceblock's Computer and trying to make him pay the ransom and Made it Angry.
Armens not on the list of minorities it is forbidden to offend.

American Companyballs
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