Microsoftwindow

Microsoftwindow is a technology corporation founded on April, 4 1975. He is known for creating computer software, hardware, entertainment, applications, and digital office supplies. His biggest brands are Windowswindow, Officeball, Xboxball and Bingball as reflected by his main colors. After years of denying it, he finally released a new version of Windows, 11.

History
W.I.P.

Personality
He is usually stereotyped as grumpy stereotypical office worker. He likes to drink coffee in the morning, and is usually seen bringing donuts to the office. He is constantly typing documents, making spreadsheets and showing public presentations.

He is stereotyped as a person who uses their software to spy on people. Until Windows 11, he was known for giving his OS a “simple coat of paint”. That phrase references the fact that until Windows 11, he use old Windows 95 graphics (mainly icons)

Until Windows XP he had a small childish personality in him. He hidden Easter eggs in his software. Although he became a grumpy old man in a similar fashion to him over time.

How to draw



 * 1) Draw a cube.
 * 2) Color the top left quadrant orange red.
 * 3) Color the top right quadrant green.
 * 4) Color the bottom left quadrant blue.
 * 5) Color the bottom right quadrant yellow.
 * 6) (Make sure to leave a white line between all the quadrants) draw the eyes and you’re done.

Family

 * [[File:Windows Icon.png]] Windowswindow - My favorite My first son (Well not really I had MS DOS before you) You helped popularize me, and are my largest product. Windows 11 finally released!


 * Xboxball - My gaming son. Created as a response to PlayStation.He will beat him someday. I think I might buy Activision blizzard then PlayStation will take some hits


 * Officeball - My office worker, who develops online office materials.
 * Microsoft Edgeball - My web browser. Replaced IE. Your doing better than Safariball (at times) I’m proud of you. I have installed some of IE’s clay in you for backwards compatibility. You’re doing good in recent times.
 * Bingball - My search engine. *Types on computer*
 * Internet Explorerball - I’m sorry son, but I had to replace you. You lost your dominance thanks to him. I’m proud of you during your early years managing to beat and kill NetScapeball. RIP son, goodbye.

Friends

 * Intelcube - we are best friends, (Recently he got ditched by Apple)
 * BoomBoxer124 - My Windows Fanboy and yuo cannot into CUTEXPAMORE and operating system!
 * Thanks father, I escaped CUTEXPAMORE community. [Inappropriate content deleted]


 * Michaelsoft Binbowsbrick - Ughh… I have no idea what to say. I like how my name inspired you? This is kinda weird NGL.

Frenemies

 * Nintendoball - We might be rivals in the video game market, but have been coming closer in the recent  years, especially against Playstation and Google’s Stadia. Don’t search up GDP Win 3

Enemies

 * [[File:Apple-icon.png]] Appleball - I hate you. MacOS is horrible (Although I did take a page out of your book for windows 11) And so is iOS, nobody is gonna want your overpriced pieces of garbage. And stop acting like your better than me. Your Mac vs PC campaigns are false. You make every one of your products overpriced! And I have more people on my side. At least My clients don’t have to worry about “warranty voiding”. And I have more market share than you. The only reason why a everybody wants a Mac (and iPhone/Pad) is “OMG SHINY SHINY SHINY” . I have my Mac equivalent: The Surface Studio (Desktop and laptop and tablet) and my MacOS equivalent is Windows 11 (BTW I had round corners in WinXP, Vista and 7) I will be back in the phone business someday! Until then I joined android, but I need my own Mobile OS because (Chrome OS) but until then… Also you do some things better than me but still… (Special former relationship) hope we can be friends again plox. Lets team on Linux.


 * Googleball - Your ChromeOS cant compete with Windows. Edge and Bing are better than Chrome and well… yourself? Office beats Google workspace. I joined you in the mobile market because I just couldn’t compete and there’s noway I’m going with apple (maybe I could change my mind?)
 * Linuxball - Idk what to say to other than the fact that you are just “bells and whistles”.

Trivia

 * He allegedly used to be friends with Apple
 * In the past years he denied a new version of windows.
 * He had a mobile OS, but it failed because the lack of apps (and for his original mobile OS, a unusual hexagonal app grid)